i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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