Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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