My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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