Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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