he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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