He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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