somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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