i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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