just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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