dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Randomize
