# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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