tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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