Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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