she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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