Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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