Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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