Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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