i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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