Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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