On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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