At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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