after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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