The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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