ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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