i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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