Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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