dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
