Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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