ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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