We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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