My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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