you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i think i have herpe
just one?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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