Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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