i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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