Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He keeps bees of course he's weird
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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