Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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