doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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