Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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