RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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