I want to have your abortion
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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