is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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