11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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