hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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