is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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