We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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