I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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