everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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