i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
