She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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