he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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