remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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