no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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