ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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